The cheerleaders help Moose study for a big test so he is eligible to play in the big football game.; Dilton undergoes a complete change of character, becoming sloppy, depressed, lazy and nasty. Archie does some investigating and discovers that someone has tampered with Dilton's medical report to make him think his brain is "dissolving" and that he's going insane.; Archie teaches Mr. Lodge's mynah bird to say "Rich is ruthless! Share the Wealth".; Mr. Weatherbee goes around quoting a false god, and the students try to stop him.; A photographer is taking pictures of snow boarders and paying for good action shots.; Little Veronica and her friends go to the stockholder meeting for Mr. Lodge's toy company and propose changes to the way they sell toys.; Li'l Leroy is warned about what happens if you throw snowballs on school grounds.; Archie and Jughead have a job selling Christmas trees. Archie sells trees to Cheryl, Veronica and Betty but a series of mishaps causes them to all cancel their orders, allowing Archie and Jughead to take a nice tree to a local orphanage.; Archie has a limited budget to buy Christmas presents for everybody. When he give a portion of it to charity, Santa Claus gives him a tip on where he can find some unpublished sales to help his money go farther.; Archie dreams of being a successful solo rock star and leaving the Archies behind.; Archie has four dates at two different schools for Saturday night.; Archie gives his last couple of bucks to a homeless man.; Little Archie accidentally glues Mr. Weatherbee to his chair.; Archie talks Pop Tate into buying uniforms for his football team.; Archie wants to have a barbecue in the middle of winter.; Archie tests out a pair of boots that let him slide down the mountain without skis.; It is Career Day but nobody wants Archie to watch them for the day and keep passing him off to somebody else.; Archie has to make his own supper.; Archie is to cold to hang out with the gang, but he is not to cold to give a cute girl a ride in his convertible.; Archie gets Betty to help him bake a banana cream pie as a way to butter up Mr. Weatherbee.; Mr Andrews wants Archie to clean up his room, before he can go on a ski trip.; Aunt Zelda is on a diet.; Coach Kleats wants the team to work on their stick handling.; Mr. Weatherbee sits in Archie's paints.; Archie is home sick with the flu.; Archie got some candid photos for the yearbook, and a black eye.; Archie is happy he doesn't have to do summer chores in the winter.; Archie and Jughead set the school record for pull-ups.; Reggie makes fun of Betty's hat.; Jughead broke Archie's ski poles.; Jughead wants to know if Archie will share a burger with him.; Archie borrows Jughead's snow shovel.