The Lodge Toy Company begins to produce dolls of The Archies, so their competitor decides to sabotage The Archies at their concerts.; Archie launches a comedy career with the help of a comedic worm named Hammy Youngworm.; Betty and Veronica try to drag Archie away from a video game he is testing.; A dog whistle comes in handy for Ambrose when the Good Ol' Gang sends him on a dangerous mission to spy on the South Side Serpents' clubhouse.; Archie gets a job parking cars at Mr. Lodge's private concert.; Archie follows Mr. Andrews to work when Mr. Andrews wears Archie's lucky socks.; Jughead teaches Archie to face problems rather than to avoid them.; Archie orders Mr. Lodge a stone goose, but Mr. Lodge accidentally increases the order to 5000.; Little Betty shows Little Archie how to be a better pitcher.; Archie and Jughead go to the Mount Badgerland Preserve to escape the crowds of everyday life.; Archie tries to figure out why Veronica is so mad at him.; When Wilbur and Alec trick the girls so they can go fishing, Linda and Laurie enact a plan to sabotage them.; Wilbur, Alec, and Sheldon try to get rid of Laurie's southern guest, Eustace B. Culpepper.; Archie gets involved with one of Jughead's toys and completely ignores his surroundings.; Archie tries to get a free meal as the 1000th customer at El Ritz.; Archie brings a goat to school for biology, but the goat wreaks havoc when it escapes from Archie's rope.; Archie gets a job delivering pizza at a place that gurantees you'll have your pizza in 30 minutes or it's free. So, Reggie orders a pizza and gives Archie a series of obstacles to overcome.; Sabrina creates a talking flower for the school flower show.; Archie goes through a series of events that are considered bad luck.; When Archie is given the job of creating the baseball line-up, he is pressured by his friends to give them the positions they want.; Inspired by a simple kiss from Betty, Archie tries to match the gift with something simple yet inspirational.; Mr. Lodge oozes with worry when Veronica uses the Bentley to drive to a store.; Archie can't remember which chore his mom wanted him to do, so he does both.; Archie overreacts to a bad grade on a test.; Archie tries to call Veronica for a date, but an automatic answering service tells him she is booked through 2013.; Betty tells Archie how to relax.; Archie tries to fix his car with a plunger.