A reality-based talent show comes to Riverdale.; A manufacturing mistake at a food plant causes everyone in Riverdale to become dumb, except for Veronica who figures out the cause.; Veronica hires an expert to teach her ice sculpture so she can beat Betty in a ice sculpting contest.; Pureheart, Evilheart and Veronica take a trip through time with the dastardly but incompetent Time Wizard, whose time-travel box keeps sending them all to the wrong era in history.; Archie tells Betty's cousins a story about Jack Frost and how he made Ashley Collins' Christmas Wish come true.; Archie tries several appoaches to get to class on time.; Svenson helps The Archies with their new song and in return they help him clean the school.; Archie has to carry his hockey stick around during the school day.; Reggie joins the wrestling team to escape from having to take gym class.; Jughead can't figure out who he wants to be on career day.; Dilton becomes the weatherman on the schools new TV channel.; It's invention day in Professor Flutesnoot's class.; Archie gets Jughead and Veronica to help him paint the living room in his parent's house.; Archie borrows his uncle Hal's car but is unprepared for the amount of gas it uses.; Reggie goes to the dentist to get his teeth cleaned.; Dilton scores so well on the standardized test that he can graduate two years early from high school.; Archie wants to surprise Veronica but she refuses to do anything he wants to do.; Miss Grundy takes Jughead to the principal's office for being a class clown.; Reggie makes fun of Archie for wearing a tie to school on class picture day.; Moose mangles Midge's foot while dancing.; Veronica asks her father to let Archie in while she finishes getting ready for their date.; Funny gifts from Beaumont's shop.; Archie wants Moose to take a survey.; Jughead asks Professor Flutesnoot for extra credit in science.; Miss Grundy asks Moose to name the three basic food categories.; Examples of Moose being illogical, including an hour-long tic-tac-toe game.; Moose can't understand why a cartoon is funny.; Moose has trouble remembering boxing instructions.; Moose laments his trouble writing.; A girl asks Reggie how much he loves her.; The cost of doing nothing is going up.