Archie and the gang fight their way thru the last stage of Dilton's game and rescue Reggie and are all returned to the real world.; The gang puts on a TV news show but everything is a disaster, causing their teacher to think they are actually doing a parody of a news show, which he thinks is brilliant.; Betty finds a pair of magic earrings that make her irresistible to boys, but they are changing her into a bad person.; Archie is cleaning out Dr. Beaumont's storeroom when he comes across a magical monkey's claw.; Coach Benson, Coach Kleats rival at another school, wants to put his best fighter against Chuck in a no-rules fight.; Neil Kent learns that slacking off in school and not doing his work is going to cause him trouble later in life.; Reggie can't figure out why Betty and Veronica fall for Archie and not him when he's clearly better than Archie in every way.; Dilton tells Moose he needs to learn charm if he's going to win Midge so Moose goes to Charm School.; Pop Tate turns the Chock'lit Shoppe into a coffee bar but soon learns that everybody liked the old malt shop better.; When the old juke box breaks down Pop Tate is forced to finally upgrade to a new modern one, but the old juke box ends up fixed and in a retirement community.; Dilton's latest invention goes crazy and makes Archie act like Jughead and Jughead act like Archie.; Reggie is jealous when Jughead has two girls that fall for him.; Archie dresses up as a robot waiter to crash Veronica's party.; Moose finds a use for his new thesaurus, whacking Reggie upside the head.; Archie and Reggie both go out on dates with a girl from one of the colony worlds. They both learn that the girls from the colony worlds are different than Earth girls.; Moose "reports" on various oddball happenings in sports.; Ethel tries to get Jughead to join her in a game of checkers or dancing but finally finds something that Jughead will say "yes" to joining her in.; Archie's chances of going to the concert are touch and go.; Mr. Weatherbee sits in a freshly painted chair.; Reggie compliments Miss Grundy causing her to be in such a good mood she doesn't assign any homework for the weekend.; Jughead agrees to exercise with Archie and Reggie.; Reggie tries to show Moose why there is extra padding in a catcher's mitt.; Moose tells Dilton how to solve the energy crisis.; Moose doesn't understand Dilton's book.