The tale of Marcia, a mermaid who constantly falls in love with human teenage boys.; Meet Sabrina, a sexy teen witch who lives a typical teen-age life -- except that her job is to hex her fellow teens. She introduces us to the rules of witchery: witches can't cry, can't sink when they're in the water, and if they ever fall in love, they lose their powers.; A living snowman gets the cold shoulder from all the other teens until he falls in love with a warm-blooded girl.; A journalist is sent to interview a ventriloquist.; An advertisement for methods that monsters can use to scare each other.; Hybrid animals from other planets.; Chester can't get in a fancy restaurant, but Lester can.; Les goes into a haunted house full of mouse traps.; Hilda and Ava, the witches, fight each other by proxy.; Two aliens encounter a hideous weapon on earth.; Aliens try to go to a sci-fi movie.; A witch doctor's son comes back to Africa after studying in America.; In answer to complaints about the lack of happy endings in this comic, four panels with generic happy endings.