The class writes papers on what they did for their summer vacation but Miss Grundy doesn't believe any of them.; Veronica falls for Danny, a skateboarder, but he is to busy with his skateboard to pay her any attention.; Veronica's new fashion statement is wearing glasses without lenses.; When Ethel threatens to quit the field hockey team if she doesn't get a date soon, Miss Grundy and Mr. Weatherbee convince Archie to ask her out.; Someone has been sleeping in Coach Clayton's office during the night. Archie and Chuck stay in the school to catch the culprit.; Reggie is using cropped photos to make himself look good and Archie look bad in a school election.; Mort is the head of the cheerleader squad for a day and has to pick the new cheerleader.; Bingo paints Samson's den to make it look larger.; Archie tries to watch the girl's softball game but continues to get injured in the process.; Veronica warns Betty not to get dressed up for her date with Archie.; Two guys from Cypress Prep try to convince Frankie Valdez to quit the diving team.; Archie and Chuck discover who has been sleeping in Coach Clayton's office.; When Veronica hears that Betty is the favorite in a dollhouse competition, and that Betty will use the prize on Archie, she decides to enter as well.; Crazy laws around the United States.; More weird laws from the United States.; Jughead wants to buy just the cherries from a sundae.; Archie takes his pennies to the bank.; Hot Dog can climb trees.; Mr. Lodge breaks 100.; Veronica shouldn't talk about how nice the weather is.; Archie and Jughead get a sales pitch from a bike shop.; Jughead tells Moose that he can't lick Jughead's cousin Elmer.; Coach Kleats is hard pressed to tell Archie what he did right during the game.; Mary wants to buy Fred a new pipe.; Betty asks Archie if he's ever thought about going steady.; Archie is having trouble finding a college.; A pretty girl messes up Archie's thoughts.; Archie helps a child and his dog across the street.