Archie is hiding from Betty and Veronica so he can prepare for an important debate.; When Mr. Lodge demands that Veronica not see Archie anymore, Archie decides to get a message to her disguised as junk mail.; Veronica decides to practice to become the best darts player in town, so that she can surprise the boys with her skill. While practicing, she keeps throwing out her old dart boards and buying new ones.; After seeing Betty kick herself for seeing a terrible film, Dilton uses reverse psychology and tells her it was great, hoping she'll convince herself that it wasn't as big a waste of time as she thought.; Betty and Veronica are jealous of the new girl in town who uses her small size to wrap all the boys around her little finger.; Moose keeps clobbering Reggie. Jughead scares Moose off by claiming he's got a rare disease.; Veronica pays Betty to take Archie on a date so she can spend the night with famous entertainer Studs Sanders; Archie needs a sticky door fixed. Veronica has a fully-equipped wood-working shop as a hobby, so she comes over and fixes the door, leaving Archie's father a little bewildered.; Veronica cons Miss Grundy into excusing her from class, but winds up making the teacher think Veronica is planning a surprise party for Mr. Weatherbee.; Veronica brags to Betty about how she'll be able to meet Baldonian royalty at the country club. But a twist of fate allows Betty to meet him first.; Everyone is so impressed with Jughead's new soup that they envision it has mass-market potential.; Coach Kleats is frustrated by Jughead's lack of effort in running. Mr. Weatherbee suggests coaxing him to go faster by offering a free pizza as a prize.; Archie mishears a private conversation between Mr. Weatherbee and Miss Grundy, then spreads the rumor that Mr. Weatherbee is retiring.; When Betty shows off her knitting skills by knitting herself a scarf and Archie a sweater, Veronica decides that she has to master knitting as well.; Archie has to learn to control his temper.; When Veronica finds out that Archie has been attending woodworking in order to make a play for a gorgeous redhead, she secretly sabotages his project and hers.; When Mr. Lodge hears Archie complaining about being tired out, he lectures him on maintaining his body the same way he would a car.; Archie is broke, but with Jughead's help and some imagination, he is able to turn a date with Veronica into a night on the town, complete with dinner and dancing at a disco.; Betty and Veronica ask Reggie and Archie to protect them from two kids with pea shooters.; Archie and Jughead try to help a man who yelled "stop that man" for no reason.; Jughead's good deed book helps Veronica with her dog Fifi.; Jinx and Charley disagree about whether the Earth is round.; Archie is a great gymnast until a girl walks bye.; Archie tells the gas station attendant to fill his car up, but after he pays for the gas, he doesn't have enough money left to go on a date.; Archie shows Miss Grundy how to make water disappear.; First gag, Archie and Reggie find a way to keep Jughead from eating. Second gag, Archie asks Jughead if he would like to be an astronaut. Third gag, Jughead splits a cake.; Hap tries to tell Jinx she has egg and jam around her mouth.; All Jinx wants to do all day is play games.; Jughead always has an alibi for not doing his chores.; Jughead paints a window with pies cooling on the ledge so he can steal one.; Making a dollar for raking the leaves inspires Jinx to try to make more.; Jughead buys himself candy for a good deed.; Li'l Jinx borrows her father's dictionary to use as a chair to watch television.; Moose made a 15 yard kick.; Mr. Brown has a switchboard in his house.