After hearing a radio report of an escaped convict in the area of their Bear Mountain lodge, Archie convinces Jughead to masquerade as the convict so Archie can "save" Betty and Veronica from the "vicious criminal".; Betty and Veronica are chosen to do the school ice sculpture for this year, and Mr. Weatherbee thinks they want to replicate his image.; On their way to Betty's house, Betty becomes concerned that the area animals don't have enough to eat during the winter.; Josie and Valerie are trading humorous similes about the cold weather. Then Melody enters the conversation and immediately grinds it to a halt.; Sabrina and Ambrose teach Della the meaning of Christmas.; Archie uses a vendor coupon as an excuse to proposition a pretty cashier.; Archie has his hat knocked off by a snowball.; Archie has the perfect solution for Mr. Lodge's skewed television picture.; Reggie wants his five dollars back from Jughead.; Jughead's dream of a huge ice cream soda is interrupted by his alarm.; Jughead accidentally unravels part of Reggie's sweater trying to attract his attention.; Before Betty lends Jughead money, Archie demands he sign a promissory note.; When Jinx and Greg get into an argument, Jinx repossesses half of their snow sculpture.; Veronica thinks Ethel has been reading her mail.; Ethel offers to split the bill with Jughead.; Moose is asked where he was born.; Moose asks Pop for a job.