After his daughter dies, Jaime develops a means to access parallel worlds; he finds his other selves, brings them to his world and kills them, hoping one day to find another world where his daughter still lives.; A new bride grapples against her compulsion to wield a red kitchen knife, instead using her fingers to butcher a pig - at least, what she believes to be a pig...; Escaping his asylum cell, H.P. Lovecraft journeys to Miskatonic University's observatory where he finds a lighted floor tile titled "the Lovecraft Circle," suggesting his friends who have been writing similar stories are pawns of the Elder Gods. When Lovecraft touches the tile, the floor opens up and Cthulhu emerges, declaring Lovecraft has set it free.; Grandma Creepy rejects a mummy activist seeking equal righs, but after tripping over her ottoman, she's bound up in bandages just like a mummy.; Sister Creepy accidentally awakens the ghost of Mordicai Creepy who claims he'll curse her by turning her into a jackal covered in boils. She reacts by transforming him into a ghostly boil-covered jackal.; Uncle Creepy and Cousin Eerie engage in a brutal series of dismemberments, but decide to stop short of beheading each other.