What happens when a 2,000-year-old Immortal Warlord decides hes done? In EAT YOUR YOUNG, EDMUND IRONS names his six-year-old daughter, ELSA, as the next Alpha of his immortal clan. But every hundred years, during a brutal 27-day window known as The Centurium, his children have one chance to rip out his heart and claim the throne or lose their immortality forever. Now, Edmunds thirty offspring an iconic cast of genre archetypes like The Cold War Spy, The Serial Killer, The Vigilante, The Punk Rocker, and The Billionaire Futurist turn on their father and each other in a zero-sum battle for eternal life.