Mr. Lodge is rehearsing for a play and can't manage the level of anger the part requires, until Archie shows up.; After confiscating Archie's roller skates, Mr. Weatherbee decides to try them on.; Miss Grundy writes a play for the school drama department, but she doesn't have to worry about casting. All the students come to her seeking parts.; Hot Dog tries to prove his worth as a guard dog.; Acting as Grand Marshall for the marching band in the local parade, Archie manages to take a wrong turn and gets separated from his band.; Mr. Weatherbee quits his diet and Archie thinks he's quitting his job.; Veronica demands that Archie win the first place cup in pole vaulting, even though he knows nothing about the sport.; To mock a professor's theory, Archie and Jughead begin acting like each other.; Miss Grundy disapproves of modern fashion.; Veronica brags about her impending trip to London, until she realizes the implications.; Archie and Veronica spend an inordinate amount of time saying good-bye.; Jinx wants a giraffe for a pet.; Miss Grundy doles out home work assignments and Betty isn't pleased.; Archie comments on Mr. Weatherbee's absent-mindedness.; Jinx tries to talk her way out of cleaning her room.