Jughead dreams he is stuck in the play Cyrano de Bergerac.; Bingo, Samantha and Teddy go to a ski lodge that has few customers because everyone thinks the house next door is haunted. The intrepid trio decides to find out what's causing the spooky noises in the house.; When Miss Beazly goes on strike, Mr. Weatherbee and the teachers take turns making the lunch for the school kids.; Chad tries to sabotage Archie's date with Veronica. Jughead stops him but it looks like Jughead is the one trying to sabotage the date.; The U.G.A.J. tries to capture Jughead at a ski resort.; When Mr. Lodge throws Archie out of the mansion, Archie tries to get Jughead to deliver a message to Veronica.; Archie and Jughead foil a robbery of the Diamond Exchange by a group of circus performers.; After seeing Jughead pull one of his corny jokes on the other kids, Moose tries to do the same gag, but messes it up.; Jughead proves to Reggie that he has a hidden talent to pull pranks.; Archie is sure-footed all weekend at the ski lodge when his friends are not around but when he returns to school he slips on the wet floor.; Jughead has strained his vocal chords so Dilton creates a shirt that will display whatever Jughead is thinking.; Archie can't figure out why Jughead is donating his free time to work on a cable-access cooking show.; Jughead visits the library but he can not be quiet.; Jughead has been showing the other kids in school how to be just like himself.; After seeing a movie of Detective Slim Jim, Jughead dreams that he is Slim Jim and catches Dick Tracy style villains.; Jughead teaches Hot Dog to skate so he will have a skating partner.; Archie hears on the radio that a bridge on the road where Veronica and her dad are driving is out and he needs to warn them somehow.; Miss Grundy sends the kids home early because of a snowstorm but Jughead stays behind so he won't have to shovel snow when he gets home.; Jughead waits until his dad is done shoveling snow before he offers to help.; Jughead hasn't seen a burger in days.; Jughead paints a chef to cook hamburgers.; Mr. Weatherbee and Miss Grundy discuss Jughead being late for school again.; Tough Teddy can't figure out which shoes go with the outrageous outfit he is wearing the school dance.; Ethel wants to knit Jughead a sweater.; Jughead paints a winter scene, then paints a sun in the picture to melt the snow.; Jughead tries to take Archie's picture and Archie ends up falling down a hill.; Jughead is late for school and his explanation makes Mr. Weatherbee cry in frustration.; Jughead can't go home because the snow is too deep.; Archie and Reggie win a snowmobile race but they don't like Jughead's prize.; Jughead's Father tells him of a time it was so cold their words froze in the air.; Archie reads that hard work after eating is a bad thing.; Jughead has been watching to many CSI style TV shows lately.; Jughead tries to solve a math problem in class with a funny answer.; Archie and Jughead are lost on the frozen ocean.; Dilton quotes "Man can not live by bread alone" so Jughead makes a sandwich.; Jughead's Mom doesn't want Jughead laying around wasting his time.; Jughead has become a snowman while waiting for Pop Tate to open.