Jughead stars in the school production of Cyrano.; Segarini forces a famous food critic to say he has the best burger in town in an attempt to run Pop Tate out of business.; Reggie draws a fake mustache on Jughead while he's sleeping and Jughead begins to attract attention from Joy and other women in town.; After seeing Jughead's enthusiasm for lunch, Coach Kleates asks him to give a motivational speech to the school's hockey team.; Jughead pays the Tooth Fairy for a new tooth that will allow him to chew faster and better.; When Jughead compares females to flim-flam artists and felons, Betty and Veronica decide to prove him wrong.; Mr. Smythe enrages his wife when he ridicules the idea of a husband bringing flowers to his wife. To make amends, he tries to get her some flowers, but for as little money as possible.; Miss Grundy tries to help Jughead do his homework by convincing him to think harder.; Miss Beazly has ordered way to much mustard for the school cafeteria and Jughead offers to help her sneak it past the ever watchful Mr. Weatherbee to keep her out of trouble.; Jughead forgot to bring his lunch to school and has no money so he can't eat. He even tries to steal an apple from Moose until Ethel has pity on him and buys him lunch.; The Great Crispo turns Jughead into a living work of art.; Jughead gets the halls of the high school all wet from shaking the snow off of his coat and shoes. When Mr. Weatherbee spots it, he makes Jughead deal with it.; Bingo's dad won't let him go out until he cleans up his room.; Bingo goes to the health club to find Sampson and gets more than he bargained for.; Jughead thinks he's a private eye in the Mickey Spillaine mold but all his friends find that most humorous.; Mr. Andrews is convinced there is a bear in his kitchen but it is only Jughead in a fur coat.; Winter is almost over and Archie and Jughead lament all the winter activities they won't be able to participate in again until next fall.; Hot Dog is in love with Veronica's dog Lucretia and they have a litter of puppies.; Mr. Weatherbee sends Jughead to see Dr. Branestorm when Jughead can't quit counting things.; Jughead has sent Hot Dog to acting school and now Hot Dog does many funny tricks.; Jughead needs to retire from boxing.; Dilton tests out his new virtual reality machine on Jughead.; Reggie and Jughead play Ping-Pong.; Jughead orders groceries off the Internet.; Reggie keeps is photos in a bank safety deposit box.; Archie can't sleep so he wakes up Jughead and tells him some news that makes Jughead unable to sleep also.; Archie tells Betty about a dream where he dreamed he was 35 years old.; Archie is repaid for a loan and can't decide what to do with the money.