Jughead dreams of being a knight in Camelot.; Someone has vandalized Betty's cakes with a capital J and Jughead is the prime suspect.; A group of tiny aliens lands on Hot Dog and are mistaken for fleas.; Jughead and his mother enter Jellybean in a children's pageant.; Jughead is feeling down on himself but Archie reminds him of all the reasons why he is Archie's best friend.; Jughead daydreams what it would be like to be his favorite superhero, Captain Wham.; Jughead joins the school paper but his reporting assignments don't go very well.; Mr. Smythe suspects everyone of trying to scam him, even little girls selling Girl Scout cookies. His suspiciousness leads to him being scammed by a phony policeman.; Jughead writes a poem about summer.; Jughead is dreaming and within his dreams, he dreams some more.; Ethel chases Jughead and catches him in a blind alley.; The new school dress code means that Jughead will no longer be able to wear his trademark hat.; Jughead is bored and all his guy friends are busy so he decides to call a girl to do something.; Archie and Veronica think that their insults are driving Jughead to suicide.; When Reggie insults Jughead, Jughead tells Reggie what a quick wit he is, putting Reggie into a confused state.; Jughead's mom forbids him to eat in his room.; Archie and Jughead get lost in the forest while trying to deliver a late birthday gift to Archie's cousin Earl.; Jughead wears bunny slippers to school when his feet hurt and other students think they can wear any crazy footwear they want.; Bingo is appalled to find that even his parents have accepted the idea of equality between the sexes. He starts making speeches about how men are the superior gender because of their superior strength, until he gets another reminder that his own girlfriend could easily beat him up.; Jughead finds a solution to keep him from accidentally whistling in the library.; Jughead makes a terrible golf shot, but quick thinking and an axe make it easier.; Jughead gives Hot Dog a trim.; Jughead paints a picture of Archie.; Jughead and Archie have started lifting weights.; Jughead makes custom pizzas for his friends.