Jughead tries to steal half of his mother's cake at a bake sale honoring Dilton.; Jughead manipulates a price war between Pop Tate and Segarini to try to get a free lunch.; Everyone thinks Jughead has lipstick on his face and is trying to figure out who kissed him.; Veronica thinks Jughead needs a hobby to keep him busy.; When the family wins a vacation to Hawaii, Hot Dog must stay behind at a pet motel.; Jughead joins a woodswalker club because of the food at their meetings.; Wanting to work at home in peace and quiet, Mr. Smythe shoos a bunch of little kids away from his house, but winds up missing their noisiness.; Reggie tries to play a prank on Jughead by switching out his hat with progressively bigger hats, but Jughead is on to his plan.; Jughead and Archie are experiencing all the "firsts" that come with the first day of school.; Jughead impresses the gang with his ability to listen and understand what a simple corn chip is saying to him.; Jughead brings his lunch to school in a hot-dog cart.; Jughead goes to extraordinary effort to avoid work.; Trigger Tessie, who used to perform with Maxine, Caffeine, and Jolene, comes to Dinerville with her dancing cow Beulah.; When Beulah the dancing cow walks out on Trigger Tessie, Sal Monella kidnaps her and plans to make her perform for him.; The diner gang invades Sal's headquarters to rescue Beulah but they are confronted by his sumo wrestler minion, Song Sung Blu.; The gang outsmarts the sumo wrestler and brings Beulah home.; Wanting to help Betty get Archie, Hot Dog gets Jughead away from Archie, only to find that Archie has gone off with Veronica instead. Hot Dog then tries to break up Archie and Veronica.; Jughead plans on letting Ethel catch him on "Girls Day", a Riverdale version of Sadie Hawkins Day.; Jughead and the gang are wallpapering the nursery before Jellybean comes home from the hospital.; Archie and Jughead set up at a flea market to try to make some extra cash.; Jughead is studying but everything makes him think of food.; Archie and the gang help Fred Andrews raise money for the local theater group.; Teddy is trying to kiss up to Sampson.; Veronica wows the school with her "new look" - - which happens to be a retread of the '70s "Preppy Look".; Hot Dog thinks he's going to be famous.; Everyone in Riverdale is wearing fashionable hats.; Jughead special orders a cake.; Hot Dog has the same problem Archie does.; Jughead's remote control changes Archie's thoughts as well as the tv.; Jughead is looking for pearls in the oysters.; Hot Dog fetches Jughead a shake.; Jughead tests out a mattress.; Jughead can't wake up so goes to school asleep.