It's Fish Appreciation Day in Dinersville.; Jughead discovers he has an incredible singing voice, but only when singing Christmas carols.; Archie does such a bad job wrapping Christmas presents that he gets Veronica to wrap the present he is giving Betty and vice versa.; Jack Gordon, a new teacher at Riverdale High, is an old friend of Archie and the gang, but when he tries to act professional the kids have a hard time accepting him.; Jughead test drives Dilton's radar-controlled skateboard.; Archie, Jughead and Reggie are talking like Miss Grundy and Mr. Weatherbee as a joke. Miss Grundy and Mr. Weatherbee decide to turn the tables on them and impersonate their speech patterns.; Jealous of Bingo for monopolizing his little girl, Mr. Smythe tries to get her attention and then kicks Bingo out of the house again, which causes Samantha to refuse all her meals for a week.; When Jughead trades his beanie for a Santa cap, Reggie and the girls bombard him with snowballs, but Archie gets them back with the help of a crowd of neighborhood kids.; The secret of Gaston's fruitcake is revealed when Jughead has the same secret recipe.; Archie goes around trying to take pictures of things that should be impossible. He misses getting a shot of Santa Claus but finds something even more unbelievable -- Jughead kissing Ethel after she gave him a Christmas gift.; Jingles uses his magic to turn everybody into their opposite self.; Miss Grundy asks the class about their hobbies. Reggie makes fun of Jughead's hobby of collecting old door knockers.; Jughead gets a job at a bakery but he can't sell anything without tasting it first.; The Lodge Mansion has a new bowling alley added and Jughead bowls a perfect game.; Reggie tries to leave The Archies and start a solo career.; Archie and Jughead go to a modern art exhibition.; Watching TV, Jughead decides to buy an Elasto-Flex - 72 Easy Payments.; Jughead and Archie are stuffing envelopes for extra money and accidentally mail Jellybean's favorite pacifier.; Jughead attempts to get his own cooking show.; Jughead makes a bet with Betty and Veronica that he can trick Archie and Reggie to carry him around town.; Bingo paints Samson's den to make it look larger.; Veronica tries to get Jughead to stand up straight.; Archie, Reggie, Betty and Veronica drag Jughead out to go Christmas caroling so the rest of the gang can set up a surprise Christmas party for him.; Jughead is concerned after Reggie falls off a stage.; Hot Dog howls when Jughead stops him from raiding the fridge.; Archie folds under the pressure.; Jughead ask's Moose "what's new".; Jughead tells Archie not to open an umbrella inside, it is bad luck.; Jughead sleeps thru the school day.; While watching TV, Archie and Jughead are interested in different parts of the game.; Jughead can't get to work on time.