Archie juggles between dates with Betty and Veronica on the same night.; Archie convinces Moose that he is a real ladies man and should date other girls. Unfortunately, the plan backfires when he insists that all girls are his and beats up anyone who dates a girl.; Archie and Veronica build a birdhouse. Then, Veronica makes candy to attract the birds, but Jughead takes it and is attacked by birds everywhere he goes.; Archie is in debt and forced to sell his jalopy. So, the gang surprises him by using their money to repair Archie's car. Too bad Archie sold the car before he could discover the surprise.; Betty and Veronica decide to give Archie up.; Jughead has a black eye and a jacket that Reggie gave him. When the girls ask about the black eye, Jughead makes it sound like Reggie gave it to him.; Archie tries to compete with the presents that Reggie gives to Veronica.; Archie and Jughead insult Reggie in French. Unfortunately, they are unaware that Dilton is translating it all for Reggie.; Annoyed at the antics of the boys to receive the attention of girls, Mr. Weatherbee orders a school day with all girls excused.; Veronica is spending most of her time with a jerky guy who loves to take pictures of her. His camera-happiness causes trouble when he loses control of a boat when trying to photograph Veronica while it's moving.; Archie and Jughead go fishing with Betty and Veronica, but the girls only cause chaos.; Veronica says that she finds Archie attractive because all the girls want him. So, Archie decides to date other women besides Veronica.; Veronica and Betty are chagrined that no one seems shocked or excited by their bikinis.; Archie shows off a gold necklace from the days of Ancient Egypt.; Archie tries asking Moose politely to date Midge.; Betty and Veronica unwittingly cause disaster after disaster for Mr. Lodge, while he assumes that Archie is behind it all.; Whatever they do, Betty and Veronica end up being identical in some way.; Betty and Veronica meet an old sailor who's been living on an island for thirty years.; Archie and Jughead hold a scavenger hunt with tires on the list, so Archie can replace the ones on his car. The problem is, the teams take Archie's tires for the list.; Mr. Lodge's cousin Samantha causes bad luck around the house, until Archie, who is a bigger jinx, wards off her bad luck.; The gang throws pies at each other when they hear that the school play's theme will be slapstick comedy.; Betty takes up painting to get her mind off Archie.; Betty is upset that Archie only has eyes for Veronica, even though Betty is well-dressed and Veronica is dressed for gardening.; Archie and Veronica try to go to a carnival, but have to wait wherever they go.; Li'l Jinx guesses the number of legs a platypus has.; Veronica and Archie send each other smoke signals.; Li'l Jinx tries to tell Greg how far away the stars are.; Mr. Holliday thinks that his wife should be more businesslike while cooking.; A poem about Archie taking Veronica to a private beach, where no one can see her new swimsuit.; Humorous definitions for party, butterfly, sympathy, balanced budget, teacher, and parent.; Li'l Jinx runs a lemonade stand.; Li'l Jinx causes a mess in the house after playing in the sandbox.; Humorous gags related to television.; Betty and Veronica compliment the stars in a magazine, but can't seem to compliment a woman on her baby.; Betty thinks Archie is beginning to like her.; Veronica talks to Archie on the phone.; Betty hears a piece of gossip, but can't tell anyone else because it is about her.; Betty hears a piece of gossip on the phone.; Moose gives the checkroom girl a big tip because she gave him a hat.; Miss Grundy gives the kids a tough exam.; Humorous definitions for anatomy, desk, coach, and bachelor girl.; Jughead goes to watch a clown.; Betty's read an article on why men become bald.