Parody of Edward Scissorhands. Betty is delivering newspapers and wanders into an abandoned house and meets Freddy Iciclehands. She takes him home. He turns everything around him cold but eventually the people warm up to the benefits of his talent.; Each member of the band goes on a separate vacation to blow off steam and end up thinking about each other. The Pussycats get laryngitis.; Hilda has a magic zapper that transport her and Sabrina inside the TV. They participate in commercials and Wheel of Fortune.; Dilton convinces Archie to give biking a try because it saves on pollution. He has a tough time with it at first but ends up getting a date with some Dutch exchange students.; Archie's parents lament how different teens are today than when they were teens...except they aren't.