Tetsuo tries to drive a competitor away from an RNC computer expo.; Lendo tricks May and Asrial into having a "catfight".; Ricky plays a song for Solora.; Yuemi tries to attack Ricky yet again.; Aloysius comments on how he would have written Ninja High School Version 2 (Antarctic Press, 1999 series) #1 (July 1999).; Phrank reads Benjamin Franklin's essay "On Choosing a Mistress" (from the book Fart Proudly), and decides that Mrs. Feeple would be a good candidate.; Jeremy and Asrial try to act out a scene from the Titanic movie while space-walking on the nose of a starship.; Jeremy and Ricky act out the "dancing baby" scene from Ally McBeal.; Lendo laments not being able to get May and Asrial to wrestle in refried beans.; Anna Feeple and Mita Celande try to suggest a less destructive way for Asrial and May to settle their differences.