Quagmire, Greenfield, and Flugerville High School teams compete in a co-ed basketball tournament (and knock the first letter off of the story title with a basketball).; Professor Steamhead opens a "super charged steam powered transdimensional portal" to a fantasy world.; May looks for a part-time job while she waits for the time bubble to be repaired.; Ensign Curtiss falls between the gutters on her own strip and ends up helping multiple versions of Ninja High School characters (based on Ben Dunn's different art styles) sort themselves out.; Ichi tries to sell some pies she has baked.; Asrial tries to deal with a stalker.; "Poupon IV" disguises himself as a substitute French teacher so he can use a class field trip as a cover for robbing a museum exhibit.; Ichi sings about what she wants to do to all the other girls chasing after Jeremy.; Jesibell takes her friend to a haunted house.