Tired of all the teachers ordering him around, Archie wishes that school didn't exist, and is transported into an alternate reality where schools have vanished, and he and all his friends are stupid. To combat boredom, they try to open their own school, but Archie has to talk his friends out of leaving when they find out there'll be work and tests.; Archie reveals that Jughead has been clowning around and making everyone laugh to cover up his pain over his mother's illness.; Coach Kleats finds Archie, dressed in his uniform, giving Dilton a pep talk to psych him up for a chess match.