Jughead tries a new restaurant in town run by Darlene, a witch in disguise. She gives him his heart's desire -- a huge junk food meal -- in exchange for his metabolism. Over the next month, Jughead eats like normal, but grows very large. The gang tries to trade Darlene other virtues to get Jughead's metabolism back -- Archie's pure heart, Veronica's status, Betty's compassion -- but Darlene swindles them all. Jughead eventually confides in Sabrina, and the two hatch a plan to get the gang's virtues back.; While on a skiing trip, Archie and Jughead make a list of things they want to do. Reggie bets them they can not complete each other's lists.; Jughead and Trula end up trapped in a finger-trap toy.; Archie and Jughead are playing chess with Mr. Lodge's crystal chess set when Jughead accidentally breaks a piece. He knows that Reggie has a similar chess set, but in order to replace the broken piece, Jughead has to do a favor for him. Jughead ends having to do favors for two other girls as well in order to get the needed chess piece.; Jughead buys an extendable claw and finds lots of uses for it.; When offered free food, Jughead becomes an expert on any subject and an incredible athlete.; When Jughead's hat is destroyed he tries to replace it with a coonskin cap.; Jughead discovers the family couch contains a pull-out bed.; It's laundry day so all Jughead has to wear is a superhero costume. When he helps a lady with her groceries passerby's expand the story until people believe he is a real superhero.; Pop offers Jughead all he can eat for a dollar.; Jughead has a bad dream.