Archie and Veronica try to get an invitation to the home of Calvin Colcash, a man even richer than Mr. Lodge. They think they've found a way in when they find a dog that the Colcash butler lost.; Betty has won a prize of ten kisses from Archie, which she can collect one at a time at any time she wants. Every time she collects a kiss, she turns into a drooling moron, so that some of her teachers think she's smart and others think she's stupid. This complicates matters when she's selected to represent Riverdale High in an inter-school debate.; To take his mother out on her birthday, Archie has to break a date with Veronica. Afraid to break the date, Archie tells Ronnie he's sick. When Veronica finds out, she's angry that Archie thought she wouldn't understand, so she decides to teach him a lesson.; Veronica joins the school orchestra to be closer to Archie, so Betty joins too, even though she can't play an instrument.; When Veronica shows Betty a new dress she bought, Betty becomes despondent because Veronica has so much more than she does.; Archie has promised to take Betty anywhere she wants for her birthday, but when she wants to go to the carnival, he says no, driving her into despair over his broken promise.; Betty and Veronica both go to extremes trying to chase after a handsome new boy.; Pop Tate announces that he's going out of business because of rising costs. Betty and Veronica advise him to raise his prices, but he refuses. So the girls come up with a different way to lower Pop's costs.; Betty and Veronica overhear Archie and Jughead making nasty remarks about their cooking, and are determined to prove them wrong.; Betty tries to break up Archie and Veronica's skating date on the frozen pond by causing them to skate over thin ice.; Jughead makes a trek across town using every form of public transit.; Li'l Jinx washes up.; An argument is raging over whether Li'l Jinx is a "big mouth."; Betty makes a catty remark when Archie says that Veronica knows how to dress.; Betty thinks Veronica blabbed a secret to Midge.