Dilton lifting weights.; Miss Grundy asks Dilton to define the term "ton".; Two gag strips, first Dilton ties to explain to Moose that ants are very industrious. In the second Moose takes a watermelon to Dilton's house.; Archie doesn't know if he has a date or not.; Miss Grundy wants Archie to stop whistling.; Jughead's rowboat is sinking.; Archie needs new tires for his jalopy.; Pop asks Jughead if he needs help with his soup.; Mr. Weatherbee thinks painting techniques are improving.; Reggie is offended by what Archie says.; Moose has problems with the directions on the towel dispenser.; Archie shows Moose the dog he got for Veronica.; Miss Grundy asks Souphead a math question.; Jughead has emergency phone numbers for restaurants.; Reggie pesters a girl for a date.; Archie thinks it must be great to have as much money as the Lodge's.; Archie reminds Jughead of Reggie.; Moose forgot to brush his teeth.; Miss Grundy asks Moose in which battle General Wolf said his famous quote.; Moose is practicing freezing the ball.; Archie's father asks him what time it is.; Miss Grundy has a complaint.; Mr. Growch calls asking where Souphead's father is.; Fred wants to know why the grocery bill is so high.; Archie has a "baseball" dog.; Veronica's singing reached a thousand ears.; Archie reads the weather on the radio.; Jughead is a bad tipper.; Reggie makes fun of Archie's "hip" talk.; Reggie invites the gang over for a party.; Jughead gives his dentist a parrot.; Archie compliments Jughead's painting ability.; Archie discusses his first memory of girls.; Moose takes a first aid quiz.; Veronica tells Betty she should let boys think they are smarter than she is.