Different members of the gang have different definitions of happiness.; Archie can't sleep, so he gets up to read, then falls asleep in his chair over his math book.; Jughead insists that he thinks of many varied things, but thought balloons show that they all relate to food.; Reggie gloats that he has duped Jughead into painting a kitchen floor. Jughead paints himself into a corner and empties the refrigerator.; Li'l Jinx went to a crowded movie matinee, but no one sat around her. Her winter coat still smells of camphor.; Jughead dreams that he can't buy a pizza because he's out of money. He wakes up, takes some money from his pocket, and dreams again, this time with success.; Baseball jargon, as interpreted by Veronica; Archie is struggling over his schoolwork. Mr Swenson posts a "think" sign, and Archie turns his thoughts to girls.; Gag meanings for auto terms; Set of two-panel gag strips; Set of two-panel gag strips featuring television commercials; Betty wonders how to keep her youth. Ethel suggests that she not introduce him to any other girls.; Mr. Weatherbee asks Jughead to hang a sign where all students will see it. He posts it under the classroom clock.; Archie begs Veronica to say something as Mr Lodge throws him out. She says goodbye.; Most students hear thought-provoking themes in the music of the symphony. Moose hears violins.; Betty is so angry, she's no longer speaking to Archie. She runs right over to his house to tell him so.; Mr. Andrews warns Archie that a prospective allowance increase will not become effective until Archie becomes effective.; Reggie is impressed that Archie is "cleaning up" at the stock brokerage, but all he's doing is cleaning the office.; Betty pretends she doesn't care about the singing group "The Beagles," but actually has her room filled with their memorabilia.; Archie makes a speech fiercely condemning allowances, dating, and summer vacation; he's winning a trophy at the Liar's Club.; Archie suggests that Moose ask Midge to wear his pin. Moose gets a bowling pin.; Last time Jughead stayed over, he hurt himself getting out of the upper bunk. Now Archie has installed a slide.; An angry Mr. Lodge will not tolerate gambling at work, but the pool Archie has set up is a children's wading pool.; Archie fixed the toaster. Now the toaster pops up, instead of the toast.; Midge thinks Moose is going to read a bedtime story for this little nephew Peter. Actually, Peter is reading to Moose.; Mr Lodge notices that many restaurants are closed on Mondays. He closes his refrigerator on Mondays to keep the teens out.; An elegantly-dressed Archie and Veronica arrive at a fancy restaurant. Archie orders a pizza to go.; Miss Grundy introduces learning by television. Jughead would like to major in westerns.; Betty is exercising because she has a split personality (banana splits).; Reggie slips an off-center ball to Archie's golf partner, but it gives him a hole-in-one.; Archie brags about his basketball game, but can't hit the basket at the toll booth.