Reggie and Midge enter a dance contest but when some bullies come after the gang at the dance club, Moose comes to the rescue.; The gang attempts to destroy a monster made of Miss Beazly's leftovers.; On the advice of Sara, a student at Riverdale, everyone is rushing to consult a psychic reader named Madame Olga.; Miss Grundy uses the new techno gadget, Talk Mail (a pen that sends audio messages to other pens) to send messages to her students.; Archie's new shoes squeak when he walks in the school hallway.; Chuck is worried because his father and Nancy's father don't want them to spend so much time together, and Nancy is a very popular girl.; Betty and Veronica both make a date with a boy they meet at the mall only to discover they both met the same boy.; After coming in second for Teacher of the Year honors for the second time, Miss Grundy wonders if she should have done something else with her life.; When a wrestler doesn't show up Archie is turned into a new professional wrestler.; Moose mixes up everyone's Valentine cards.; Mr. Weatherbee takes over coaching the basketball team and only makes them worse.; Dilton reinvents his image but soon all the other boys are copying his new way of dressing.; Sabrina is depressed for Valentine's Day, as her secret life keeps her from meeting people. But one boy in her class changes that.; To relieve her boredom at a natural history museum, Esmeralda brings all of the stuffed animal exhibits to life.; Suzy Stringbean, the skinniest girl in fifth grade, returns to Riverdale and hopes to date Reggie. Reggie, remembering her looks, turns her down, only to find she's matured into a beautiful woman.; Dilton has created a remote control that allows the reader to switch between comic book stories.; The Pussycats help out some fashion designers by giving them free publicity at their New York concert.; Melody promises a local grocer 3000 Pussycat cookies by the start of business Monday, forcing the Pussycats to spend the weekend baking.; Reggie talks to Moose about the book "How to Control Your Emotions and Improve Yourself," but he takes it too far.; Li'l Jinx's daddy makes her stand in the corner and think about what she did, but instead she lets her imagination run wild.; Jinx takes an afternoon nap and Hap is worried she's sick.; The Faculty installs a suggestion box for the students.; The debate team awards banquet leads to Archie and Reggie fighting.; "Hurry it up in there ..."; Li'l Jinx dresses her doll up in rain gear and an umbrella so she can sit outside in the rain.; Hap shows Li'l Jinx a picture of a rare misprinted stamp.; Jinx invents an "instant mud pie" mix.; Coach gives out awards to the ice hockey team after a victory.; Josie and Melody go to a pool party.; Being a training witch, Sabrina has double-duty homework.; Sabrina has a remedy for Aunt Hilda's noxious witch's brews.