Sarge cries during a movie and while trying to prove how hard-hearted he is he insults the General's aunt and dog, thus losing his sergeant's stripes.; Beetle impersonates the General on the phone to obtain some furlough papers, Sarge figures out the ruse but mistakenly ends up attacking a real messenger from the General.; Beetle is reminiscing over his old jalopy "Betsy" but Sarge thinks he's talking about a girl.; The officers are having a drunken brawl at a party and complain about Beetle and Killer playing around in an un-soldierly way outside.; Beetle tries to sneak out of camp using a tunnel of Cosmo's, but Sarge knows where the other end is.