Cheryl decides to go on the reality show the Lonely Hearts Club.; Valerie leaves town before an important gig, claiming that she needs to visit a sick grandmother. Josie, Melody and Alexandra (who replaces Valerie in the band while she's away) don't buy the old "sick grandmother" cliché, and assume that Valerie is making some kind of tragic sacrifice to help the Pussycats. And they think they know what it is when they realize that the club they're playing at is owned by someone who unsuccessfully hit on Val.; When Alexandra learns that the Pussycats are going to play at an all-boys' university, she decides to join the group without demanding top billing. To get attention, she shows up for the gig in an evening gown instead of a Pussycat costume. When the boys aren't interested in her, she starts to play the feminism card and accuse them of being chauvinists.; Veronica overhears a couple on their last date and wonders what it would be like if she and Archie were on their last date.; Veronica buys a new dress, defying strict orders not to, then conspires to get her father to change his mind.; Betty is babysitting Stanley, after he dumps a bucket of water on Veronica, Veronica tries to scare the child.; Veronica scoffs at Betty's belief in the old superstition of finding a four-leaf clover, until events make her doubt her assessment.; Mr. Lodge makes a bet with Veronica that if they pretend to have gone broke Archie will leave her.; Betty and Veronica pretend to be helpless to get Archie's attention.; Archie, Reggie and Jughead are going fishing, but Betty and Veronica want to come along.; Betty details prom night in her diary.; Mr. Lodge is critical of Veronica dating Archie so much, until she points out just how much worse she could do.; At the Putt-erama miniature golf course, Betty has a hard time keeping Archie's wandering eye on her and their game.; Archie goes over to Betty's house to shower and change for a date with Veronica, much to Betty's dismay.; Veronica brings in Betty to help coach Mr. Lodge's winless girl's softball team. After seeing Veronica's coaching methods, Betty understands why the team is winless.; Filling in for Betty, Veronica must baby-sit a sports-obsessed pre-teen boy.; Betty tries to trick Archie into calling her after he tries to get the phone number of another girl.; Betty meets Marty who is sad that the other boys won't let him play basketball with them.; Veronica has two tickets for the bowling match at the Sports Palace. When she suspects Betty has a date with Archie, she phones the Better Baby-Sitters' Bureau and sets up a baby-sitting job that Betty has to honor. Since she can't go with Archie, Betty calls the Baby-Sitters' Bureau and sets up a job for Archie.; Sabrina casts a spell on Amy so her hair will grow bigger every time she lies.; Hilda and Zelda cause havoc at a movie theater.; Sabrina is infected with a particular strain of germ so that whenever she sneezes, the person next to her is turned into a clown.; Veronica takes someone she thinks is Prince Rudolph of Hypochondria on a whirlwind date.; Veronica's naked fury over something Archie has done convince Betty and Reggie to help her seek retribution.; Hollywood director Steven Squeelburger is stopping by the Lodge mansion with an actor from his latest film, "Jurassic Pork", and neither Betty nor Veronica can contain themselves anticipating which gorgeous actor it is.; Betty tries to make Archie jealous by having flowers delivered to her.; Betty plays "guess who" with Archie and doesn't get the answer she expected.; The good and bad of falling and landing in a safe spot, your girlfriend complimenting your kissing, and you girlfriend going through anything for you.; Betty and Veronica talk about the idea that pimples are caused by too many sweets.; Betty and Veronica stop arguing, then make the mistake of asking why they were arguing.; Betty and Veronica discuss the merits of being cool, aloof, and mysterious with boys.; Betty takes two rides at once on Reggie's scooter -- her first and her last.; The Pussycats are about to film a cheese commercial when Melody mentions that pussycats don't eat cheese.; Head Witch Enchantra and her assistant Della are conducting the annual witches' census.; Hilda and Zelda really want to see the two pilots they dated again.; Mrs. Cooper wats to throw out her husband's old ties, but Betty wants them.; Veronica shows off her charm bracelet.; Veronica gets a call from Reggie asking her out on a date when she's about to go out with Archie.; Veronica is given a bowling pin as a souvenir.; Alexander is warned not to get too close to the Venus Fly Trap.; Melody is asked to pitch the tent.