As punishment for Sabrina's overzealous celebration of Earth holidays, Della transports all of Sabrina's friends back in time with no memory of their previous lives.; Veronica runs into a handsome youth claiming to be a rich socialite. She later discovers that he's actually a struggling actor and the nephew of Smithers.; Midge is accused of stealing a cake from the school bake sale and Betty must serve as prosecutor.; At the mall, Betty and Veronica are propositioned by a junior high rappin' romeo.; Betty is exuding so much Christmas spirit that Veronica convinces her father to cast Betty as Santa for the holiday festivities.; Betty and Veronica race to stop Sugar Plum the Christmas Fairy from magically decorating all four Christmas trees in the Lodge Mansion, because they want to decorate them.; Betty and Veronica wear themselves out shopping for a gift for Archie that doesn't duplicate each other.; Betty insists on decorating her tree with traditional, natural decorations, to Veronica's amusement.; A shopping trip for more wardrobe and a chance encounter with Archie leads to a broken leg for Veronica.; After an ATM mistake gives Archie an extra five hundred dollars, he tries to resist the urgings of Veronica and a shady used car salesman to upgrade from his old jalopy.; Veronica is incensed when Archie doesn't recognize her in a blonde wig and makes a pass at her.; Desperate for a change of routine, Betty and Veronica reluctantly consent to attend the fashion show being put on by Veronica's Aunt Blatty.; Betty makes an unusual effort to interest a young boy in reading.; Veronica laments her lack of world renown.; Veronica backs out of a long-time holiday tradition she had with Betty in order to date a foreign exchange student.; Mr. Lodge tries to teach Veronica a little humility when she starts gloating over how many Christmas cards she's received this year.; A man buys a picture Betty painted, but only to obtain the frame.; The only people winning the football game seem to be the paramedics.; Archie laments his Christmas expenses.