As a means of preparing for life after graduation, Veronica begins practicing being a fashion consultant and gives everyone in the school a makeover.; Betty and Veronica's competitive spirit gets exacerbated by a local contest for the best Halloween costume for your pet.; Alice shows Betty how to get a lipstick stain out of a white shirt. Later when she finds Archie with the same ingredients, she assumes the worst.; At Mr. Lodge's suggestion to make Veronica a wiser shopper, Betty takes her grocery shopping.; A camera crew comes to interview Mr. Lodge and get exclusive video of the mansion for a TV show. Veronica promises Archie won't be there to foul it up, but Archie decides to hide from Mr. Lodge and the camera crew all day.; Reggie dresses up in a monkey suit to impress Betty and Veronica, but instead ends up in a cage in Professor Flutesnoot's lab.; Betty teaches Miss Grundy that a good auto mechanic is invaluable. Miss Grundy teaches Betty that it isn't improper to profit from your talent. And they both teach Mr. Weatherbee not to underestimate women.; Betty demonstrates to Veronica that people only hear what is important to them.; Betty agrees to star in a reality television series where camera's film her day-to-day life.; Veronica gets Betty a job at a theater concession stand in order to keep her away from Archie.; Veronica and Reggie separately conspire to sabotage the plans of Betty and Archie.; Archie is too attentive to Veronica's new French maid.; Betty tries to select a Halloween costume that will attract Archie to her and away from Veronica.; Betty enlists Archie to help her pick out a Halloween costume, if she can keep his roving eye in check.; An off-panel narrator describes the personalities of Betty and Veronica and their triangle with Archie, while the characters in the panels make ironic or snide comments.; Betty and Veronica are caught out in the rain but with every friend they go to, there's a problem with staying there.; Sabrina is hot for a new teen vampire in school, but he won't give her the time of night.; Wally asks Cleara to help him cheat on an exam.; Sabrina takes Esmeralda to a historic mansion turned museum, but can't keep her cousin out of trouble.; Veronica endures a torturous week waiting for the weekend so she can help Betty buy new shoes.; Betty is having trouble writing in her diary because nothing exciting happened to her that day.; Veronica describes her fantasy wedding to Betty.; Sabrina conjures up a very realistic 3-D movie for the boys, including a monster who comes out of the movie and carries Reggie away.; Veronica wears a knit cap to hide a bad hair cut and unintentionally starts a fashion trend.; Betty and Veronica agree that we should be happy with what we've got, though Veronica points out that that also means we should make sure we get enough.; Betty is very good at keeping a secret.