A film company is shooting location shots on Riverdale's nearby waterway. Through a series of coincidences, Betty tumbles to a plot to abduct the film's director.; Sabrina mistakenly thinks that Aunt Hilda has turned Harvey into a chimpanzee.; Sabrina's hippie cousin Sylvester visits on vacation from Salem University, and tries to convince the square witches to get with the new youth movement and accept the grooviness of peace and love.; Both Reggie and Archie want to go to the dance contest with Veronica.; Betty's quiet weekend job at a mall bookstore is turned upside down by a book signing by national shock jock Howie Severe.; Veronica becomes envious of a new neighbor with more perks than she has.; While at a Teen Fellowship Seminar, Betty and Veronica share a room with two strangers.; Mr. Weatherbee gives Archie and Betty the task of delivering some new exam papers to the teachers' lounge, but Reggie plays a prank on them by letting in a wind gust that blows the papers all over the place.; Betty and Veronica are afraid their fathers won't have anything to talk about when they are left alone together, but they end up trading stories about Archie being clumsy.; Evelyn finds out her prize doll Minerva is a priceless antique.; Archie's new aftershave makes him smell like he's been around another girl.; All the salespeople at the mall make a big deal over Veronica when she arrives but the children make a big deal over their hero Betty.; Betty is taking care of her parents -- who have a stomach flu -- and tries not to catch it in order to keep a date with Archie.; Veronica has a mysterious date and Betty and Archie try to discover who it is with.; In history class, Betty and Veronica debate the French Revolution from opposite perspectives.; Mrs. Collins tells Betty and Veronica what life was like back in the days before cell phones, gps and ipods.; Veronica and Hermione go round and round over the condition of Veronica's bedroom.; Betty has to babysit the "Terrible Turner Twins".; Betty invents a hair styling tool from a bent coat hanger. When Veronica spots it, she takes the idea to her father and Mr. Lodge markets it. The product starts out a success for Betty, until Veronica starts micro-managing things.; Mr. Lodge tries to put his foot down, but only ends up putting it in his mouth.; Betty explains to her sister how she likes both Archie and Adam, and how the two boys are competing for her attention. She describes it as a problem, but the sister says that Betty doesn't have a problem -- the boys do.; Veronica decides to go after a handsome new student, in spite of the fact that he's apparently going with another girl.; Reggie tries to learn the art of voodoo to cause trouble for others; Sabrina uses some real magic to teach him a lesson.; Veronica enlists Betty's help to help her prepare for a date.; Veronica is the luckiest girl in school.; Betty vandalizes her pictures of Archie.; Archie is captivated by bad television shows.; Veronica sneaks a look at Betty's diary.; Mr. Lodge had a dream that Archie was his son-in-law.