Sabrina discovers that famous heavy metal rocker Metal Melbourne is a five hundred year old wizard, and that Zelda was once married to him.; In order to counter the effects of Betty's supposed enchanted locket, Veronica goes to a phony fortune teller and gets a love talisman of her own guaranteed to win her Archie's undying affections.; Archie teams up with Cheryl's grandmother to play a practical joke on Cheryl.; Little Archie, Little Veronica and Spotty travel with Mr. Lodge to his cabin in the north woods. While there, they aided by two wolves when a bear attacks.; Archie comes up with an elaborate scheme that will allow him and Veronica to get more dating money out of Mr. Lodge. The first step is for Veronica to feign an interest in collecting extremely expensive tropical fish.; Veronica decides she has too many shoes and asks Betty to help her decide which to get rid of.; Betty and Veronica study at a cabin so they won't be distracted by Archie.; Sabrina is interviewed because she won "Teen Witch of the Month".; Veronica Lodge hires Cooper the Snooper to figure out which of her servants robbed her safe.; Betty and Veronica try to get the attention of a cute guy on the slopes.; Betty's attempts to soak in a hot tub keep getting interrupted.; The local paper has a contest to pay for a blind date and both Betty and Veronica scheme to win the contest.; Mistaken identity, thick accents and a lot of black eyes are in the offing when identical French twins arrive in town and start paying court to Betty and Veronica.; Betty goes home with all the medals at the Riverdale Teen Winter Olympics, while Veronica goes home with all the cute guys.; Veronica's maid quits and before Mr. Lodge will hire a replacement he forces Veronica to clean up after herself to give her a taste of what she puts others through.; Archie is proud that Betty loves football as much as he does, until he finds out why she loves it so much.; While distracted, Zelda accidentally gives Salem magic elixir instead of hairball medicine. Now every time Salem coughs, he casts a random spell.; On a cold winter night Betty and Veronica fantasize about warmer climates.; Betty's idea of comparing Archie and Reggie to the weather precipitates a storm.; Veronica arrives in Norway and disobeys all the signs in the airport.; Veronica took dance lessons for a year so she can go to the swing dance with Archie but Archie has a sprained ankle.; Betty must drive one of her rec center girls to the hospital, leaving Veronica in charge of a hostile group of ten year old tomboys.; Hal Cooper and Hiram Lodge are both running for the school board and their campaigns are effecting Betty and Veronica's relationship.; Veronica and Archie take an ice cream truck out for a test drive and run into a raging snow storm.; Reggie gets Dilton to make him a voice chip that he places behind the mirror Veronica uses in the school play.; Mr. Weatherbee gives Archie and Reggie two tickets to the big prize fight but they both try to scam the other out of their ticket so they can take a date.; Betty has to stay after class when she is caught in class with a valentine from Archie and Veronica is jealous.; Betty puts a hex on Reggie and puts pins in a sculpture to make him feel pain.; Betty and Veronica go shopping for a hat for Betty.; Jordan, the child Betty is babysitting, has a special bedtime story request.; Archie can't read the menu at a fancy restaurant.; Veronica has a bad hair day.; Mr. Lodge's solid gold faucet is dripping.; Betty knitted three socks.