Cub reporter Radzak Zokey searches for the Flaming Carrot. Meanwhile Martians attack, insulted by all our bad SF movies; The Artless Dodger causes mass destruction abd murders people to steal worthless items; The Carrot and Death are both chasing gang leader Mel Toupee; The City is besieged by men of sawdust floating down from the sky; origin recapped; The Circus Bezerkus tries to dispose of a dead elephant; introduction to the character-no plot; The Bandit Moons capture Sponge Boy