William Gates is assaulted and robbed on a daily basis, so he begins to plot crimes in the hope of being arrested and sentenced to an iso-cube for his own protection.; Lots of talking animals, history and the Bible gone wrong, little known relatives of "Dances With Wolves", a collector of modern mythological creatures, and the Doughboy meets the mob.; While The Spark and Silver Streak are in a race around the world, El Pepé starts robbing people. But the heroes suspect something and return sooner than El Pepé expects.; Bond follows up on the grotesque death of a fellow spy in Tangier with a trip to Istanbul.; Boopsie is still angry and when Witt and Whimsey show up, she takes it out on them.; The Cardinal saves two people from a burning and collapsing building.; Lio continues his usual weird life, inventing strange things, annoying the neighbors and merchants, playing with monsters and the dead, and crashing into The Lockhorn's strip.; Joe loses weight and Danae becomes the queen of static electricity. Meanwhile, we see a few non sequiturs of life, and visits to Hell, Heaven, and a cemetery.; Reddol has framed Flash for murder, but as Flash is about to be executed, King Barin issues a stay. Durok disobeys orders and as he attempts to kill Flash, Prince Thun attacks him to save Flash.; Various cartoons featuring dogs as cowboys' pets, reading, protesting, and plea bargaining.; Jeff thinks he's back home, but is attacked by a mouse and meets two robots.; Bludgeoner withholds bumper stickers from Lunch Sack because Lunch Sack didn't actually run in the race the stickers represent.; Typical examples of hypocrisy, stupidity, and problems in everyday life.; Show and tell for regifted children, a classification guide for Wits, and Mick Nugget Fast Food Detective interrogates a prisoner.; More lack of wisdom from the Spats.; We find out that Gerald's mother makes the household decisions, and though violent movies are out, violence in the news is in.; Pauline tells her boys some history and overreacts to a video game.; Strange occurences in a print shop run by the stock Oddbox characters.; Sim sells artisan hay and the freshest eggs possible.; Popeye makes breakfast for Swee'Pea, serving spinach.; Miss Twiddle accuses The Captain of being lazy and worthless.