Tom puts up a British tourist, hoping that sparks will fly, but is daunted by the fellow's obsession with fruit; A very, very adult parody of Pee-Wee's Playhouse; When Larry finds a Playboy in Richard's bag he dithers so much over how to "deal" with it that it falls to Leonard to talk to the boy; Survivor of a great disaster finds that the only other person around is another man; A mom-to-be fantasizes how wonderful it would be if her baby turned out to be gay or lesbian; Robyn moves in next door, to Arena's chagrin; Gina finally comes out at work, to no one's surprise; A hot date is cooled off by a musician's politics; The Duchess delivers a faux editorial on the benefits of self-love; Friendly advice on picking up a bride; Trying on outfits for the Freedom Day Parade