After a hard night at the bars, Billy and Buster have company but Yves does not; Billy manages to cruise Marines without getting killed; After reading a porn story about a very willing plumber, Yves can't believe the real-life plumber in his kitchen is coming on to him -- which he is; Four pinups of Billy, for coloring; Billy describes his battle with VCR addiction; Yves runs into the pretentious, "straight" actor at a party and then discovers him in flaggrante delicto in a cabana; Billy gets a modeling job because he's the only guy on the beach who doesn't have a portfolio to show the photographer; Billy deals with crabs.; Yves is scandalized that Billy goes au naturel at the beach; Yves tries to make small talk with a cute guy who's equally shy; Billy confuses foods with 'ludes; Billy gets Yves to go with him to the STD clinic; Billy and Yves, in drag for Halloween, are picked up by a couple of straight guys; A maze puzzle; Billy gets ready for a Christmas Eve party; Billy's brain cells work frantically to keep up with his lifestyle; While Yves hesitates to follow Andre's advice to ask a hot guy to dinner, Billy offers him a joint; Yves and Andre' snoop through Billy's house; Andre' dyes Yves' hair blond to improve his chances at the beach; Various people talk about love; Billy and Yves find that all the local bars are dull tonight, except their regular bar; Billy is tired of being a sex object, much to the irritation of Yves; Billy and Yves discover a pretentious, "straight" actor in a gay porn film; Yves dreams about gym-bunny pod people; Buster, a stand-up comedian, tells crab jokes; Billy and Yves dress in drag to sneak into a women-only performance by the Pippinvale Dancers; Going home for the holidays, Yves is shocked to discover how much his cousin has grown; Yves and Andre' feel old when they go to a hip dance bar; Yves gets Billy to go to a group for sexual compulsives, where Billy picks up a new trick; Yves gets into trouble when he follows a book's advice to be pushy; Yves discovers Billy washing spinach in the shower; Forced to play safely, Billy is depressed by a multitude of cultural expressions of male sexuality; Trying to see the magazine that's turning on a hot young man, Billy discovers it's a skateboard mag; Yves falls victim to a "bar-bio"; Yves finds intense temptation on the bus; The guys try to come to terms with AIDS deaths; The strip's logo comes under attack because of the connection between poppers and fatal diseases