To take her mind off Jughead, Ethel enters a cooking contest.; Jughead pulls Archie away from being alone at the beach.; A fitness TV show decides to have Jughead on.; The girls are distracting Jughead with food-scented perfumes.; Jellybean is addicted to the Blarney TV show.; Jughead comes out of the comic to compare television and comic books.; Jinx Malloy has disaster happen all around him and no one wants to be near him.; Jughead starts a website for comic books.; The United Girls Against Jughead tries to trap him with model racing.; Archie and Jughead are fighting.; Jughead's friends wish he would mind his own business.; Jughead and Archie think of some of the good things about winter.; Betty and Veronica get Jughead to keep score so they can get Ethel to join their bowling team.; Jughead sells appliances.; The girls are recieving flowers from Archie that he never sent.; The United Girls Against Jughead use an IBN computer to find a girl for Jughead.; The school district is going to shut down the cafeteria because of budget cuts.; The United Girls Against Jughead try to trap him with food.; Jughead discovers that Hot Dog is descended from royalty.; The girls all want to dance with Jughead since they learned he can dance the Lindy.; Jughead brought a bag of dirt to school for Miss Grundy's geraniums.; Archie finds his old boy scout bugle and thinks he can still play.; Reggie loves using his new calculator.; The gang are getting parking tickets for parking next to fire hydrants that aren't there.; Archie is scared because John L. Brody wants to punch him.; Jughead sees Veronica dressed like a bride in front of a church.; The girls overhear Jughead say he's thinking about going into government service and they try to imagine him in various military branches.; Pop suggests Jughead chase Ethel.; Jughead teaches how to stay awake in class.; Super service at the gas station; Ethel shows up at Jughead's; Mr. Weatherbee tells Jughead to write down the names of litterers.; Jughead is trying to get out of housework.; Jughead paints a wall safe.; The students set a record emptying the school during a fire drill.; Jughead gets a phone call with a free sample of soda.; The gang visits Jughead who is sick.; Jughead is drawing flies.; Jughead's mother tells him they've got to tighten their belts.; Archie has a rug in the back seat of his jalopy.; Archie buys a slice of pizza and looks for a place to eat it.; Jughead wonders what kind of pie he's eating.; Jughead asks his dad for help with a tough problem.; Jughead has three arms.; Jughead tells Ethel to come by his place for a walk.; Archie tries to get the phone number of Betty's cute friend from Betty.; Reggie makes a collect in-person call to Jughead.; Archie wonders why Jughead tried out for the bowling team.; Jughead's mom wants him to straighten his room.; Jughead calls his mom to tell her that he and Archie are going to play tennis.; The Jones owe a lot to Ethel.