The new drama teacher chooses Jughead to play the role of Cyrano in the school play. Jughead doesn't want to be the star of the show.; Jughead develops synesthesia, a condition that scrambles his senses, causing his sense of taste to allow him to taste objects.; Jughead dresses up as Bippy the Purple Dinosaur for his cousin's birthday party.; Archie's dad wants Archie and Jughead to take a business client's twin girls out on a date. They turn out to be wilder than Archie and Jughead can handle.; Bingo tries to cut corners taking out the garbage and makes more work for himself than if he'd just done it right the first time.; Bingo gives Samantha a painting of one of his ancestors who fought in the Civil War.; Jughead can't miss in basketball as long as he's eating at the same time.; Hot Dog temporarily gains the ability to speak.; Jughead loses his salami sandwich in the library.; Jughead meets Santa Claus and his elves at the North Pole, but when he finds out the elves have no time to eat during the holiday season he organizes them to go on strike for three meals a day.; Jughead trains his pet bird to do tricks for the school talent show.; Jughead is saving Chewy-Dewy candy bar wrappers for charity.; Jughead pretends he has magic healing hands just to get Reggie mad.; Jughead meets the superhero Fabulous Man and proceeds to out-eat him.; Jughead tries to do a magic trick with the help of Dilton and some magnets.; Jughead discovers what a Flash Mob is and organizes one outside Pop Tate's Chock'lit Shop.; Miss Grundy asks all the kids to bring in an old object that is no longer used, like buggy whips and whale-oil lamps.; Jugheand and Archie find a small child in a snow drift and help her return home. Jughead gets kissed by a pretty girl as a reward.; Jughead learns a lesson about sharing when two homeless guys offer to share their food with him.; Mr. Weatherbee gets contacts to replace his glasses.; Jughead didn't do his homework.; Jughead has nightmares all night long.; Miss Grundy catches Jughead sleeping in the supply room.; Jughead gets the last of the ketchup out of the bottle.; Jughead tells Moose they lost the picture on the TV and Moose goes looking for it.