The Doctor hypnotizes an average teenager to become an Elvis Presley clone.; Parody of the Soviet Union's Pravda newspaper.; A look at some possible future clubs inspired by Book-Of-The-Month type clubs.; An account of a cross-country trip booked by MAD using unconventional conveyances.; An illustrated version of the comedy routine.; All the problems associated with pizzas, the new national dish.; A look at applying military strategy to creating cereal premiums.; A look at the future overuse of acronyms.; Fake premiums available for MAD trading stamps...also fake.; The fate of a park maintenance person who shows off his skills at picking up litter.; Scenes from the following tv shows with unusual outcomes: People Are Funny; The Loretta Young Show; I've Got A Secret; Anacin commercial; Mickey Mouse Club; The Lone Ranger; The Lineup.; A map of a college campus designed to reduce the number of students attending by careful use of hazards.; Stomach shapes of celebrities, based on their lives.; A list of festivals around the county to avoid on vacation.; A man uses every weapon he has while being chased by a bear.; The hidden meanings between common phrases used on municipal promotional brochures.; Parody of Ripley's Believe It Or Not.; A couple on a drive barely misses disaster from falling rocks, but get hit by a falling tree.; Phony ad for Sailem Floating Cigarettes from Chris-Craft Boat Co.