Bad advice on how to treat common injuries, including how to cause them.; Explores combinations of 2 tv shows into one, with disastrous results.; The future of kids' baseball as Little League becomes ever more organized.; Unlikely businesses that you can charge and a journal of how credit cards work for business expenses.; The professor gives an incoherent lecture, concerned more about situations on earth than in space.; Some foolish Mother's Day cards.; Showing the differences between ordinary folks, non-conformists, and MAD non-conformists.; Inductees into various Halls of Fame we might see, if the trend of establishing these for just about any occupation or hobby in sight continues.; Fenwick shows us how stuff and air are put into aerosol spray cans and previews some new spray products.; A man is attacked in an unusual way.; Detailing the need for and design of an undetectable missile weapon.; A fisherman drags a boy out of the water, but he is below the size limit so his buddy throws the boy back.; Phony ad for dressmakers' colored tissue paper; parody of Scott Tissue ad.