Parody clips from the movie American Sniper with commentary by celebrities.; The problems of living in California, mostly the Los Angeles area.; A kid's show host tries to cope with an audience of cynical children while advertising expensive toys, violent toys, and cookies.; The White Spy creates a staff that parts waters to get through the moat on the Black Spy's fortress, but the piranha that remain behind the water prove a problem. The Black Spy falls for the "old digging a hole through a cliff overhang" bit.; Al provides the typical snappy answers to morons' questions.; Questions meant to embarrass a sex education teacher.; Al discusses how honored he is to be the first ever guest editor of Mad, until he discovers that no one else would accept the job when offered.; The family gives Mr. McGee his last wish after death, without proper planning.; Condemned man Pedro asks for lethal injection instead of a firing squad, but doesn't quite get what he expected.