In a parody of the film "The Great Gatsby," a boring socialite gets involved with a man with a dubious past and they proceed to be boring together.; In a parody of the TV series "The Six Million Dollar Man," an astronaut injured in an accident is given bionic implants and must rescue the surgeon who implanted them from his Soviet abductors.; Dealing with, or hiding from, getting older.; Creative ways to clean up after your dog.; Historical events are altered, in newspaper clipping form, by applying modern environmental conditions to them.; Picture road signs are expanded to encompass other traffic hazards.; Superman stops a train from running over a man, but fails to consider the physics.; Examples of events or occurrences that will depress you.; Ways to commemorate President Nixon that accurately reflect his effect on democracy.; A film about a really big tribe of primitive humans.; A director has a problem with filming his nature documentary short subject.