Archie needs help to learn how to babysit. When Veronica can't get the job done, Betty does.; Pat's dad takes him to the zoo and ends up getting arrested and fined.; Mr. Weatherbee gives Veronica a filing job. She then passes it off on to Betty, so it will keep Betty away from Archie. When Betty asks for Archie's help with the job, and gets it, it drives Veronica crazy knowing the two of them will be spending time together, alone. Veronica talks Mr. Weatherbee into giving her the filing job back, but Betty still has Archie because now Veronica has to do the filing by herself. Frustrated, Veronica ends up sitting on the floor shredding files with her teeth and hands.; Jinx explains to her father how she got so dirty at Ga'Ga's birthday party.; Katy gets the part in a movie, but Gloria badgers Danny until he gives the part to her instead. After finding she has to wear a clown suit, Gloria quits and Katy gets the part again.; Slats hurts his head, slamming it into the roof of his new foreign car after sitting on Laurie's knitting needles.; When Reggie cuts in on a couple dancing, the girl insults him.; While bowling, all Midge can throw is gutter balls. But she won't quit because her feet hurt and her bowling shoes are the only comfortable shoes she owns.; Jughead tells Betty that women are like elephants. Nice to look at but who wants to own one.; Archie can't tell the difference between a garden plant and a weed. Jughead suggests digging everything up. Whatever grows back will be a weed.