Sack and Slob go to a run-down waterfront restaurant that is actually a front for illegal betting.; Sack accompanies intelligence agent parrot Roscoe on an assignment.; General Rockjaw makes the mistake of enlisting Sack's help for an army propaganda TV special.; Lieutenant Packrat is supervising tests of new weapons, but Sack keeps getting in the way.; Sad Sack is pressed into service as a butler at Mrs. Rockjaw's tea; this leads to him being mistaken for an ambassador.; Sack drops a load of tomatoes on Sarge.; Sack and Slob play a practical joke on Sarge.; Lieutenant Packrat tries to give Sack a pep talk.; Sack has two clocks, but realizes he needs a third one.; Cookie whips up a special soup for the new Mexican-American platoon.; Sarge unknowingly saves Sack from a gale-force wind.; The General and the Lieutenant discuss a new type of metal.; Sack wonders what his horoscope means.; It's Sunday, and Sad Sack is bored.; A blow to the head leaves Sack disoriented.; Projectionist Sack plays the reels in the wrong order.; Sack falls for a radio advertisement.; Sack is feeling lower than an ant.; Lieutenant Packrat lectures Sack on being alert.