A gaudy muffler gets passed around as a Christmas gift.; Jughead keeps talking in rhyme.; Jughead is disillusioned about the community's lack of Christmas spirit but Betty shows him that it's out there, he just has to look for it.; Jughead and Archie debate over whether girls are worth the aggravation they cause.; Jughead starts filming people with his cam-corder. When he catches people doing embarrassing things on film they pay him not to share the video.; Betty convinces Ethel to ask Jughead out, instead of waiting around for him to do it. So Ethel invites Jughead to her house for dinner and a movie.; Archie and Jughead replace Coach Kleats Christmas tree, first with a larger one then with a very small one.; Archie tricks Reggie into going to Debbie's house and learning the "new moves" she taught Archie. Unknown to Reggie, Archie was talking about karate.; Jughead gets tired of the cold weather on the ski slopes, so Ethel takes him to her cabin to warm him up with food.; Jughead and Archie get trapped in a freezer while working for a catering company.; Jughead is thrilled to cater the meal for Veronica's swanky holiday party. But when food is needed for the orphanage party, he unhesitatingly donates the fruits of all his labor.; Jughead wants to know which dog food Hot Dog prefers.; Jughead serves Mysto, a famous magician, rabbit stew at a restaurant.; Jughead keeps putting off his chores and dodges a call from Ethel.; Jughead doesn't like the piece of pie that Pop Tate served him.; Jughead goes to the Andrews' house for dinner and doesn't know when to stop eating.; Jughead discovers a clever way to draw a perfect circle.; Hot Dog howls when Jughead stops him from raiding the fridge.; Jughead claims he can get 4 suits for just a dollar.; Reggie tells his biggest complaint about Moose.; Betty wonders how to keep her youth. Ethel suggests that she not introduce him to any other girls.; Mr. Weatherbee asks Jughead to hang a sign where all students will see it. He posts it under the classroom clock.; Jughead expresses his disdain for a certain radio commercial.; Jughead is the first to leave class when the bell rings, even though he is giving a class presentation.