Mr. Weatherbee doesn't believe when Archie tells him he's glad to be back in school after summer vacation.; Archie and Jughead are writing down quotes about women for class but when Archie accidentally gives Jughead's quotes to Veronica as his own Veronica is not amused.; When Reggie decides to ignore Jughead, Veronica invites Jughead on her date with Reggie just to annoy him.; Veronica uses her cousin Alice to "test" Archie but Alice mistakes Jughead for Archie.; Jughead tries to use psychology on Ethel to prevent her from chasing him on the upcoming "Girls Day" when girls chase the guys and whomever they catch must date them for a week.; Moose thinks that Jughead has put the Evil Eye on him and does whatever Jughead tells him to.; Jughead finds out who has been spreading gossip about Debbie and Joanie.; Jughead's father offers him ten dollars to participate in sports instead of just watching them on television.; Jughead dreams he's a billionaire.; Dilton's computer expertise has helped the football team to analyze their opponents and win games but Dilton wants to actually play in a game.; Pop and the gang go to a competitor's soda shop on Pop's day off but Pop can't keep from telling them how to run their business.; Archie and Veronica imagine what it would be like with Jughead as President of the USA. Jughead finds a way to bring peace to East and West Slobovia.; Jughead tries to do a magic trick with the help of Dilton and some magnets.; Mr. Weatherbee learns to look where he is going.; Jughead tries to trick Hot Dog into taking a bath.; Jughead places a straw on a camel's back.; Reggie bets Jughead he can't jump over three cars on his skateboard.; Jughead comments on the speed of the ball when Archie is pitching in the baseball game.; Archie and Hot Dog have the same problem.; The students are asked to paint the biggest thing known to man.; Jughead is counting the seconds until the 3 o'clock bell.; Hot Dog thinks Jughead might have fleas.