Mr. Lodge's company tries to come up with a new cologne, but the first try smells too manly, and the other isn't manly enough. Archie comes up with the perfect combination.; In a story punctuated by many ironic comments from the narrator, Archie and Veronica see old newspapers from the '20s and think that the world has been plunged into a new Depression.; Archie and Jughead lecture Pop about prejudice when they think he's refusing to serve their black friend Josh. Of course Josh isn't the one Pop won't serve; it's Archie and Jughead, because they haven't paid their tabs.; Archie resolves to be more decisive, but keeps vacillating over whether to ask Betty or Veronica for a date.