In a parody of "Robinson Crusoe," Archie is the shipwreck survivor stranded on a desert island and Jughead is the only other human being on the island. Except things don't go quite the way they did in the book.; A narrator tells us the fable of Orangelocks and the three birds: Orangelocks, aka Archie Andrews, found that Bettybird was too warm, Ronniebird was too cold, and Midgebird was just right. Except for the little matter of Midgebird's jealous boyfriend.; After he forgets about a date with Veronica and stands her up, Archie tries to save his hide by pretending he has amnesia.; Fred and Archie both tell Mary to back off when she's constantly reminding her son of things she might have forgotten. So when Archie forgets his wallet at home, he has to get it from his room without letting Mary know she was right.; Charlie is out on the pond to fish.