When Jughead says that he's lost Hot Dog, Archie runs around the neighborhood trying to find him.; Before a date with Veronica, Archie gets himself psyched up so he can be the dominant partner in the relationship, but he swoons as soon as he gets one look at her.; Archie becomes convinced that this is a time of year when weirdos and wise guys are compelled to come up to him and make stupid jokes. So he disguises himself as an old woman to avoid weirdos.; Archie volunteers to be coach of the girls' baseball team, but the difficulty of coaching girls threatens to turn him old before his time.