Archie fakes sickness to see which of the girls will pamper him the most. When they realize he's faking they take revenge.; Archie sells ad space on his car in order to get money for a date with Veronica, but learns that she thinks such arrangements are low-class. He tries to maneuver things so that she doesn't notice the pickle ad, but paparazzi spot her and run the embarrassing pictures. Since that leads to a modeling offer from the pickle company, she's happy with Archie anyway.; Jughead's seemingly innocuous assignments for the school paper get him into deeper and deeper trouble.; Archie suggests that Veronica's chef should serve a simple pizza such as pepperoni, so the Lodges throw him out. He gets Betty to make him a pizza, but when she learns that he's only come because he's just been ejected from the Lodge home, she throws him out too.; The boys are terrified, because the new girl has multiple trophies for various martial arts.